"Respect your characters, even the minor ones. In art, as in life, everyone is the hero of their own particular story; it is worth thinking about what your minor characters’ stories are, even though they may intersect only slightly with your protagonist’s."

   — Sarah Waters (via writingquotes)

I feel such ruth vigers vibes coming from this line sarah waters
I wasn’t even really friends with him or anything so when I actually went and learned what it meant I was like “wow okay so I guess you want to throw me out a window then??? I feel unsafe”


Defenestration it is. Also I have this great book that you want. I am sending it to you so hard. You have no idea how hard. Tonight. Check your e-mail in a few, you want this shit also you are going to cry.

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there was this app on facebook in like 2007, you sent superlatives to friends like “hugs” or “kisses” or “highfives”, there were like 500 options, but this one guy sent me one that was just “defenestrates you” and thats how I learned it. like ok rude


He sent you the rarest and most especial, so you should cherish him. Unless the guy was a moron and you hated him, in which case I hate him too and I will defenestrate him.

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quazza:

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst

video how did this poor man survive this show

im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

(Source: yencid)

you mean you american people don't do this my grandma did this not to me because I was a fucking angel la chan-n klah tho epic win

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::Writes down "defenestrate":: While I hate that you had an episode, I kind of love it when you get angry because I tend to learn awesome new vocabulary words.


It’s such a beautiful word, anon. Imagine how convenient to have ‘catapulting a motherfucker out of a window’ in just one word. Language sure is an amazing thing.

haha people with ocd, such quirky people, super funny for every movie and tv show ever, great comedy, five stars

*defenestrates a motherfucker

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